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Transporter 2: Completely Ridiculous!
Jan. 23rd, 2006 07:18 pmI just watched The Transporter 2 with my family. (No, I haven't seen the first one; I don't think it really matters.)
The plot doesn't matter. Neither does physics. The dude notices a bomb stuck to the undercarriage of his car, so he drives up a ramp, flips his car up into the air and brushes the bomb off on a crane hook, then lands on the dock below, car intact, bomb safely removed. Sweet! He also jumps through the air (in his car, duh, this is a car movie people!) from one building to another, doing a complete 180 and coming to a stop at the very edge of the other building. I laughed so hard.
A priceless bit of dialogue from this movie:
Thug 1: Where'd they go?
Thug 2: The garage.
Thug 1 (holding up his gun): I'm out of ammo.
Thug 2: Me too.
Thug 3: Where's the ammo kept?
Thug 1: The garage.
Yay, I feel dumb but it had cool cars and chase scenes and fight scenes and stuff!
The plot doesn't matter. Neither does physics. The dude notices a bomb stuck to the undercarriage of his car, so he drives up a ramp, flips his car up into the air and brushes the bomb off on a crane hook, then lands on the dock below, car intact, bomb safely removed. Sweet! He also jumps through the air (in his car, duh, this is a car movie people!) from one building to another, doing a complete 180 and coming to a stop at the very edge of the other building. I laughed so hard.
A priceless bit of dialogue from this movie:
Thug 1: Where'd they go?
Thug 2: The garage.
Thug 1 (holding up his gun): I'm out of ammo.
Thug 2: Me too.
Thug 3: Where's the ammo kept?
Thug 1: The garage.
Yay, I feel dumb but it had cool cars and chase scenes and fight scenes and stuff!
